the true story of Crickets murder as related by me, for the famous CAT poet, 'MISTY '[aka -unspeakable in human], [translated to R.M.H.C.}:meow. Cricket, and us all, meow, i lived in terror o the 'her' when the 'her' took my new born babies [ aka, kittens] put them in in to a pillowcase for being 'un-pure' [ i am a Siamese, my love was one eared 'Tattered Tom,' a red Tabby with eyes of yellow-gold] sense they were not 'pure' breeds they were put in a pillow case [bought from the pillow guy, his voice hurts my ears! and a big wonderful bent up tail! meow!] with a rock, [meow?] and 2 bricks, 'her' then threw them into the muddy pool behind the gravel pit!! [i know some cats think all dogs should be shoot[meow], but: 'their are dogs, then there are Dogs'[ancient cat proverb] Cricket was a DOG, she had followed her to the pool behind the gravel pit[a brave DOG indeed, all us pets knew what went on there] because silly faithful hound she was, she follower 'her' everywhere, i screeching like only a pure breed Siamese can, in agony, as she drove away, was then amazed, for Cricket, a bird retriever dog, jumped into the stinking black water and pulled out the pillow case and my litter of 6,! I ripped open the sack and told Cricket good Dog, she wagged her tail. yes she killed chickens but retrieved things meant to be killed, like a dog. days later, after i had gotten homes for my handsome fluffy kittens, i returned to the house, i was snoozing in the den, dreading my upcoming toe painting and grooming 'her' did to me monthly, when the echo of the shots filled the room, then a death wail of agony, i ran o the gavel pit to find poor dead Cricket, yes she was a dog, but she was also a DOG! but i then heard; 'her' coming this time with sweet 'Neal' the Goat! as i watched from hiding, praying someday, someone would write my words, i witnessed the gOvernor aka 'her' no more royalty and a real governor than Larry, king of the grifters at the garbage dump, then she murdered 'Neil'! [not even saving the meat for starving kittens or babies! every Mother Cat knows this rule of the kill! terror filled my being, i had found homes for my sweet fluffy kittens, some looked sort of Siamese like me,, some fluffy red bouncing bundles[like wonder TOMMY Tattered!], but what horror was this? Neil ate only hay. he had never killed a chicken in his life! nor was she a so called 'mixed breed' 'dear CAT GOD' i growled softly, what next? the Horses? sure enough sweet 'Nelly, old Ginger and White Socks were lead in and shot, my cat heart broke! being a meat eater myself, [i tried to go vegan after this but you know, MEOW!!!] so to the cat whose babies was saved by silly Cricket [a good DOG! and 'her ' suppose to be pro-life!! i call her pro death!] i say, GOOD DOGGY! i vowed if i could find a person who knew 'cat' to tell you of their sorrowfully deaths. she knew how to retrieve, to bring things to you that were suppose to be killed, i owe my 6 kittens wonderful lives, and i scream for all to hear[This all sounds so much better and rhymes in cat language!] MEOW!! our day will come! Revenge! and please send $ to my human friend, and translator, because my translator needs a private home that will except [so called] pets and don't allow hate crimes! every being, cats, Dogs, folks, horses even goats, deserve that! thus ends the 'song of Cricket, whose kittens were saved by a DOG and not just a dog!' told to me R.M.H.C., cat translator, the work is meaningful and spiritual, but the pay is lousy, with the sh^t show from hell trying to plagiarize me! HELP! HOPE!! May 12 Mothers day, 2024 post Steven Colbert